Where/ when was the most embarrassing place/ moment you ever feel asleep? I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours. In anticipation of your fairness I’ll go first…I was the radio operator in the Police Area Car one quiet Sunday winter’s night when by 3am the driver decided he needed forty winks. He parked the V8 Rover 3500 between two blocks of apartments overlooking Greenwich Park and off he dozed. For a while I managed to stay awake but perhaps it was owing to the boredom, or the warmth of the car, I too soon drifted off. I’m not sure if it was a noise of something or my conscience that woke me, but as I did my hand inadvertently hit the siren button. I’ve never to this day heard such a loud din as the emergency klaxon reverberating around that confined space and nor have I seen such surprise register on anyone face, as was there on my driver! If anyone reading this was living in those apartments on that Monday morning then please accept my apologies. Feel free to use this if you wish.
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