There is a new show on at the Trafalgar Studios in Whitehall next to the famous Square of the same name. It is called..Sex with a Stranger. I did consider auditioning for the part of the Stranger, but that would have meant my absence from here for its duration, which I would have totally regretted. Apart from that, my wife refused to allow me! If you want to apply for the position, (HA HA) their phone number can be found, I expect, if you Goggle it.