A Crusty Old Pie… π

As Pi is to a circumference,

And as big as an elephant’s ear

My sanity must be measured

By the intellect, I proudly display here……

Can a pie measure its own diameter,

Or, can an elephant de-wax its own ear?

Can one buy intellect on the internet,

And if so; is it dear?……

As I’d rather eat a pie than have it measured

And as elephants are prone to a tear,

Then the question about my sanity can not be answered

Until I have drunk my very last beer.

But as I don’t drink the stuff,

Preferring the grape to any old malts;

Don’t blame my taste buds,

It’s just my insane thoughts!

© 2015, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.


About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller and in May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada and Australia. Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television in the UK.
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