As Pi is to a circumference,
And as big as an elephant’s ear
My sanity must be measured
By the intellect, I proudly display here……
Can a pie measure its own diameter,
Or, can an elephant de-wax its own ear?
Can one buy intellect on the internet,
And if so; is it dear?……
As I’d rather eat a pie than have it measured
And as elephants are prone to a tear,
Then the question about my sanity can not be answered
Until I have drunk my very last beer.
But as I don’t drink the stuff,
Preferring the grape to any old malts;
Don’t blame my taste buds,
It’s just my insane thoughts!
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