A Crusty Old Pie… π

As Pi is to a circumference,

And as big as an elephant’s ear

My sanity must be measured

By the intellect, I proudly display here……

Can a pie measure its own diameter,

Or, can an elephant de-wax its own ear?

Can one buy intellect on the internet,

And if so; is it dear?……

As I’d rather eat a pie than have it measured

And as elephants are prone to a tear,

Then the question about my sanity can not be answered

Until I have drunk my very last beer.

But as I don’t drink the stuff,

Preferring the grape to any old malts;

Don’t blame my taste buds,

It’s just my insane thoughts!

© 2015, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.


About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller, and although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows most about; murders laced by the intrigue involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he compiles both for adults and children. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television.
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