A Quest.

 

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My body grows weak as my mind does tire

Searching for the phrases that will never expire

Explaining love and what it means

For those who live within its dreams.

A lifetime spent in wasteful youth,

Never able to tell lies from truth

Was not a way of finding that piece,

How can I now find the release?

The words escape my grasp sometimes

Failing me and emptying my lines,

But never will I cease my quest

Until I’m finally laid to rest.

 

I’ll write them here as they come to me.

I’ll leave it to you, to see if you agree.

 

Love sees faults but pushes them aside

Never belittling and never them to deride.

Love never shows contempt for the things you may do.

It stays there forever, simply loving you.

Love is to accept that which cannot be changed.

Caring about each aspect without being constrained.

Loves never asks for a thing beyond your reach.

Knowing that you’d give, before being beseeched.

Love offers peace but can cause a war.

It can soothe a wound but can open a sore.

Love is an emotion that encompasses so very much,

Yet can be expressed by a simple, solitary touch.

Love can be a tie. It can be a release.

It can mean so much beyond belief.

To summarise as I think I must.

You either believe in love, or you have no trust.

Anything But Hackneyed. UK

Anything But Hackneyed. US

 

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Words. (Note to self)

Words in all their delicate form, striding forward, all in line.

Some will trap feelings, others capturing times.

Words are used to tell a story, painting a picture, telling a lie.

Some can make you happy. Some can make you cry.

Words can be read sitting down, or on the floor, or standing up.

Some will be the tea, and others; the milk in your cup!

All will give you nightmares, when using them to write.

Learn well at school, in how to spell them right!

The Desolate Garden

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Auntie Alice and Spot!

The Trouble With Spot.

Part One. You can’t plant your flag in them there hillocks!

Despite a scandalously fun youth, I’m certain I’m past it now. I love living in a modern era of change and my resolution for 2013 is to become a great maven of advice and industry….and if my days of romance are past me, then I’ll just get everyone else matched up! It has been less than twenty-four hours since I started this enterprise… ahem….and a certain young man has sent nearly a dozen inquiries via private message already.

He’s quite sweet really and I decided that rather than drain my life force by addressing every note from every corner, I would set up a place just for him. So here it is, dear Spot. I have poured myself a generous sherry.  I have asked the maid to tell everyone that I am NOT accepting calls and I am…quite frankly…braced for it. Let’s have it. Yours Sincerely, Aunt Alice

Dear Auntie Alice, I am 16 years old and not very good around girls! There is girl at School that I really like. She is 5 foot ten inch’s tall and looks like Madonna. I am 5 foot one inch tall, and 5 foot one inch across, spotty and have bad breath, but a brilliant sense of humour. Should I approach this girl and declare my love? Signed Spot.

Dear Spot, You sound very earnest. I’m sure this girl’s resemblance to the Virgin Mother is quite impressive. (if a bit unsettling….) As for your own resemblance to a globe, it can be challenging. Spots and bad breath are easily overcome by something you may, being a sixteen year old boy, have overlooked. Soap and toothpaste, my love. And with spots, perhaps a little time. BUT Take heart! A sense of humor is the most desirable quality on earth and will make you a very charming and affable partner. So… My advice…. DON’T APPROACH HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! I fear for your life, dear boy. Aunt Alice

Hello Auntie Alice, Spot again. Unfortunately my friends dad, Danny Kemp, is the only one I know with a computer, so I have to ask him, to ask you, to answer all my problems. (if that makes sense) I’m a bit shy and don’t know how to put words together. Anyway, Jack, that’s my friend, was a mite slow in asking his dad, or his dad was a mite slow asking you (he, that’s Danny Kemp, says it wasn’t his fault)…but it’s now too late… I spoke to her. She hit me and I’m not sure why. I said this…”My friend Jack told me, that one way of getting rid of spots was to have sex, soooooo, (I stutter a bit as well) would you have babies with me? I now have a busted jaw and all my front teeth are missing. Is that a sign that she likes me but is shy as well? I will wait for the new set of false nashers before forking out for tooth paste. Signed Spot.

Oh, my dear Spot, You’ve learned three important things. Firstly, that Jack, your friend, is not to be consulted on any matter regarding women. Or social graces. Or birth control, for that matter. Secondly, that the cliche about “fools rushing in” exists for a reason. Thirdly, that the object of your affection is apparently a very good pugilist. (how wonderful!) But hear me as your trusted and clear headed advisor Spot. Your Madonna is not at this moment impressed with your charms and there is nothing shy in a girl who sounds like Boadicea reincarnated who may very well snap your neck the next time you approach uninvited while making references to her fertility. There are steps, Spot. You cannot win the game by walking up and asking if you can….ahem….plant your flag in her hillocks. Convince your father to spend the extra money necessary on a very good set of new nashers, and send her a note of apology. (feel free to blame your friend Jack in the note and distance yourself from the nightmare of the day….) And don’t approach her again without wearing a cup. Aunt Alice PS. And just in case I wasn’t clear, sex does NOT clear up spots. Aunt Alice

Dear Auntie Alice, I have sneaked into this vast opulent suite that Jack’s dad uses as his office and I’m using his computer, but don’t tell anyone. My mouth is very sore but I gargled with iodine so I should be okay if a little yellow around the gills. It made me feel a little sick actually, but no matter. I am somewhat confused though. Where shall I wear the cup that you suggest, will that protect me from another violent female? Oh, and another question before I’m discovered….As I’m only five foot one inch tall, how can I make myself taller? Signed Spot.

Dear Spot, I need more sherry. But that being said… Let’s tackle one issue at a time. It is very wrong to break into other people’s office’s without their permission. You are a very naughty boy. Oh, well. Who isn’t a bit off at sixteen years of age? All right, next. You are a persistent fellow. Did you write the note of apology that I instructed you to? Send it to her rather than delivering it in person. Toothless and with yellow gums, I have nightmarish visions of the image you’ll make handing over your letter and I fear, she’ll mistake you for one of those zombie apocalypse enthusiasts and your quest for romance will end in yet another injury. Let’s forget the cup for now. I don’t think it will help at this stage….I may have been thinking of sherry at the time. Mail your letter of apology, wait until you don’t look jaundiced or diseased before approaching this girl again…and see if you can find a hobby that doesn’t involve risking your life to take your mind off things. (by “things” I mean girls) Just for a while, dear Spot. As to your height, this we can resolve. You must eat all your meat and vegetables and exercise whenever you can. My cousin tried inserts in his shoes…and he appeared two or three inches taller…before….well, the disastrous incident is hardly worth mentioning. My mother said you could dream yourself taller, but I think she said that just to get my brother to go to sleep when ordered. Spot. Dear Boy. You should get some rest and dream yourself taller. And now your exhausted Aunt Alice will go find some more sherry….Do I need some! Aunt Alice

Dear Auntie Alice, what a wonder you are. My life has taken a turn for the better. I must, however, say sorry. I have not written that letter of apology but I have started it. Here is what I have done so far. ‘Dear Pug,…..(here again Auntie I must praise you. How did you know her name? Is it because you are so ancient and know everything, or does sherry help you?)….. ‘I congratulate you Pug on having such a wonderful right hand. As you come from a famous Hungarian musical composing family, I suppose you must have inherited it. What a beautiful name Pug Liszt, my love for you grows deeper.’ I am please Auntie, that I haven’t sent this, but I seek advice. Should I? Read on and then decide. I have found another girl friend and this one is verrrrrryyyyyy passionate. Her name is Mrytle and I am soooooo….(I always have trouble with that word and verrrrrrryyyyyy)….lucky, or so my Dad says. She has one brown eye and one blue, five foot six, has an attractive lisp and loves kissing. Although I must say, that the fact that she leans to one side, with me being five inch’s shorter, makes things slightly awkward. I have an idea how to rectify that. More on this later. I replaced my missing teeth with three of those small rectangular white chewing gum things, sticking them into place with one already chewed so as to take away the starkness of my yellow smile. She could not stop kissing me Auntie, even though it was the first time we had met! Should I send that letter, with of course more in it, or should I simply forget Pug, and move on to Myrtle and ask her if I could plant my flag in her hillocks? PS. I think I must have swallowed those chewing gum things whole as they have disappeared. Will I live?

How will Auntie Alice, the maven of advice, respond? To be continued………Next Week!

A cross Atlantic production by Renee Bernard and Danny Kemp.

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An Email I Received.

A letter from the Post Office… this is absolutely the best!!
We don’t know who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office
who understands LOVE……………………..
Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month.

The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.

She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognise her.

I told her that I thought that we could, so she dictated these words:

Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog?
Abbey died yesterday and is with you in heaven.
I miss her very much.

I ‘m happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.
I hope you will play with her.
She likes to swim and play with balls.

I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog.

I really miss her.
Love, Meredith
We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey & Meredith,
addressed it to God/Heaven.

We put our return address on it.

Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven.
That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office.

A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet.
I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’ in an unfamiliar hand.

Meredith opened it.
Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies.’

Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God
in its opened envelope.

On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:
Dear Meredith,

Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognised her right away.

Abbey isn’t sick anymore.
Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart.

Abbey loved being your dog.

Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in so I’m sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me.

What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you.

I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I’m easy to find.
I am wherever there is love.

Love,
God

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Wisdom Or Rubbish?

A man marries into reality, knowing exactly what’s there.

A woman marries an idea, of what she wants to share.

A man closes his eyes to responsibility, and what he cannot explain.

A woman marrying that man, will always find things to complain.

A man is an animal, born to live alone.

A woman is delicate, never built to be on her own.

If the two are to live together, then a compromise must be found.

Somehow or other, and here’s the trick, common ground must be found.

The Desolate Garden.

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THE FOR(EVER) BIRTHDAY.

It’s my birthday today and I’m four. I don’t know what being four years old will mean, but yesterday no one gave me presents and today I’ve got tons. I like being four. I wonder if I could be four forever? Mum said that she’s been my mum since I was born, the only thing is though, she has been around me forever. Does four years old mean forever then?

I love my mum and I do know what love means. It’s hugs and kisses, then snuggles under warm blankets against each other or cuddled up, on what they call a settee, watching Sponge Bob in his yellow Square pants. I know my colours, I can count too. At play school I learned some letters, now, at nursery, I can recite what the teacher calls an alphabet, I can count to one hundred as well! I’m clever they say, but I don’t know what clever is. My brother can do all what I can, and more. He must be really, really clever! Later on I’ll let him play with my presents, but not yet though, he can wait!

My dad is a big man, much taller than me. When he comes home he always lifts me up, almost to the top of the room, giving me a big wet kiss on my lips as he tickles me and makes me laugh. I love my dad and I know he loves me because he says so every morning and every night before I go to sleep. Sometimes he stays home on what they call weekends. That’s when we go to a park where he pushes me on the swings and pretends to be a monster chasing me, but when he gets tired we have to go home. My brother doesn’t need pushing as he’s big enough to do it himself. I wish everyday could be a weekend, then the four of us could be together all warm and cosy, especially when it has been cold outside, like it is now.

I’ve got a puppy dog. I suppose he’s called a puppy because he is smaller than me. If I was as small as him, would I be called a puppy boy? His name is Charlie. He’s brown, white and furry and smells awful sometimes. He licks my face, then, when mum isn’t looking, I kiss him back. I love Charlie and Charlie loves me. I can tell he does by the way he wags his tail whenever I call him, or when I eat my meals. Then he is extremely happy. Sitting alongside me swishing his tail backwards and forwards across the floor, catching my crumbs. When I’ve finished eating he picks up anything he’s missed, or on the chair where I have been sitting, he’s very good at that. Mum always thanks him for saving her time in clearing up the mess that I make. She calls him Mr. Charlie the vacuum. I wish I had a tail, then I could wag it when I see mum, and then dad, when he comes home from what he calls his work.

“See you in the morning big man. When I get home from work, before you’re off to School.”

I sleep in a separate room normally but when dad’s at work, I sleep with mum. My brother stays in my room all the time. I do complain about the noises he makes, it makes no difference though, mum just says to ignore him. That is very difficult, as he talks to me when I’m trying to sleep.

The clock has struck seven chimes, so dad will be home any minute! There’s no sign of Martin, I left him asleep upstairs.

I’m still a bit confused. If mum and dad have been here forever, will forever be there tomorrow and, if so, will it be there the next day and the next? How long is forever? I asked Martin that question, that’s my brother’s name, but he didn’t know either.

Mum and Charlie are next to me. All three of us are on the clean shiny floor looking at the parcels set out around the television. They are all for me. Mum is in her red dressing gown, smelling of soap and freshness, the kind that comes out of that bottle which she adds to her bath. She has a special smell, I call it simply a mummy smell. Dad smells differently, especially on those weekends when he’s spicy and warm with a smooth face, not rough and spiky, when he leaves for work, nor a little smelly when he comes home.

Charlie never leaves us for long, often getting under mum’s feet, or caught up in the washing on the floor in front of what’s called a washing machine. Mum says she’ll put him in there one day, if he’s not careful. He smells of the cold and very unpleasant. A bit like the toilet after I have been in there, stinky! He’s just come in from the garden and I wish he would sit the other side of the rug. He pongs! I’ve been told that it’s not his fault that he smells so bad, as his legs are too short to walk up the stairs. Perhaps, as he gets older, he will be able to use a potty like I did. I’ll ask Martin, I think, when I see him next.

That’s the front door closing; goodie, goodie dad’s home. Time to open all my presents.

“Go on Tommy, open this one, first. It’s from Auntie Joan. She will have bought you something nice.”

It is nicely wrapped, I must say, all in blue and red shiny paper with a gold number four on it. There is a blue balloon tied on that’s touching the ceiling, but my eyes are on that huge box that dad has just put down, before he kissed mum, and tickled me.

“Hello my little soldier. Happy birthday son,” he said, on placing that box down next to me.

Auntie Joan lives a car ride away. She has a sweet jar in her kitchen full of chocolate buttons which she keeps next to a gigantic fruit bowl, with tons of oranges in it. I love Auntie Joan and her sweets and oranges. I always take some extras sweets for Martin but he doesn’t like chocolate nor oranges. I don’t care, it means there are more for me!

Martin and I talk a lot when we play with my cars, he’s kind; letting me win all the races. Sometimes I play hide and seek with him but he can never find me. I’m great at hiding, having to call out to let him know where I am. He is useless at it. I always know where he is, and can easily find him. The only thing that he is really good at is taking the blame, if I do anything wrong. Mum is always telling me to tidy away my toys, but I say that it’s Martin that made the mess, and he never tells. It’s good to have a brother like that. He is good in another way, now that I think of it, he eats all my cauliflower. Well, actually he doesn’t. I put it in my pocket, before throwing it in the bin when mum’s not looking, but I tell her that Martin ate it.

I didn’t wake Martin on purpose as I thought he might sulk on seeing me opening all of these parcels. There’s a party later though, so I expect he will come to that. He likes parties does Martin.

I’m opening Auntie Joan’s present now, but my eyes are on that box of dad’s. It’s a light shade of brown, with arrows on all of its sides and the words, This Way Up. Charlie is giving it a real good sniff and that tail of his is hitting me everywhere. He’s very, very excited, as am I!

I wonder if Martin crept out of the room and is now hiding inside? I’ll open that next. Then, if he is, mum and dad will see him, and not keep calling him my imaginary friend.

I wonder if imagination lasts forever?

The End.

The Desolate Garden.

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In Admiration Of Women.

 

The sway of her hair bound in a tie,

Caught my attention, made my heart sigh.

The elegant walk, the movement, the grace,

The confidence showed by the look on her face.

Her curves, of course, were a further distraction

But sophistication in itself, is a tremendous attraction.

 

 

 

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Manhattan Reviews.

Reviews of The Desolate Garden by Peachy Deegan of Whom You Know.

Whom You Know.

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Death Can’t Wait.

A lot of people today suffer from varying degrees of depression and other illnesses that are not apparent. I wrote this as a way of connecting to those. If you know of someone so stricken then don’t ignore them, that can be the cruellest thing of all.

I want to give in, and call it a day.

Give up on it all, and walk away.

I have no life, that’s left inside

No longer do I wish, to simply survive.

Give me respite, give me peace.

Lay my body down and give me release.

There is nothing left in life for me to explore,

Except that which awaits behind that final door.

On days of despair I welcome death.

Those days are now becoming too many,

Take away my final breath.

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The End Game.

Death: Some seek it as a way of gain. To get their cause highlighted and give themselves fame.

Death: The slow sort, this time for economic gain. The shirt you are wearing, did it cause those in the sweatshops of China any pain?

Death: Of industry, commerce and Banks. Should we be thankful, saying goodbye and waving our thanks?

Death: The demise of the worth of money, inflation is its name. To those that control it, it causes not one ounce of shame.

Death: Of ambition and hope. Control education, allow mediocrity to reign. Stifle imagination and creativity, leaving no-one to hear those that complain

Death: Of civilization. Control the oil, control the money, control the food. Those that do that, have nothing to lose!

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