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Tales from a often amusing life but never a dull one. If you have never been sad then you can never be glad.

A REVIEW OF FALLING GREENHOUSES AND DIGESTIVE BISCUITS BY AUTHOR DANNY KEMP

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Falling Greenhouses and Digestive Biscuits

This is FREE from 20/07/2017 until 24/07/2017…. It is a 15 minutes read comprising of eleven pages. If you understand the principle behind the proverb of ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ then this short, three-part tale is … Continue reading

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  Projectile Malfunction Freddy suffered badly from projectile malfunction. No matter what method he used his rocket would not work. He tried this and he tried that, without any satisfaction, Always ended up, feeling like a jerk!   What’s In … Continue reading

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Retirement

Today is my official day of retirement from writing full-blown novels. Well, almost! I have done the reread and the read of my last contribution to the literary world. Tonight, or first thing tomorrow, I’ll parcel it up and send … Continue reading

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Cemeteries Are Full Of Bodies That Despair Has Enslaved

Following on from The Hope Of Hope. Now Hope had joined the others and forward they did stride But their mission seemed impossible as access was denied. Minds had been infected by the forces of evil and dark. The Devil … Continue reading

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The Hope Of Hope

THE HOPE OF HOPE Hope got lost when he was very young Faith was waiting but he just wouldn’t come. Will came instead and with Faith made a team They don’t say very much, but what they do say they … Continue reading

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The Shade Of A Tree

If you lay me beneath a tree Then the seasons I’ll watch come and go. The birds will nestle merrily And serenade me as I sleep below. Choose a tree that’s full and tall So in it is shade I … Continue reading

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My First Days As A Public House Landlord

The first pub I took as a tenant of Courage Brewery was in the picturesque village of Headcorn in the Weald of Kent. It was a run-down establishment, commercially just surviving. I was in my early thirties, as fit as … Continue reading

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Walking On Graves

The graves with no voices that cannot respond. Continue reading

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The Night Santa Was In Trouble

Santa Claus was in trouble. He’d lost a sack and he was in disgrace. He was slithering down a chimney When a child recognised his face! Without thinking, the child asked his hero. “Is the whole sack for me?” Sadly … Continue reading

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