Monthly Archives: April 2014

For The Insane Authors Out There

I wish to officially announced here, on this page, the launch of a new enterprise. (I am not referring to Startrek…..so no funny remarks please, that’s my domain) The naming of the group was stupidly allowed to fall to Author Giok … Continue reading

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Police Dogs Are Twits.

  POLICE DOGS ARE TWITS. A humorous tale. Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs, cats at a stretch, but dogs of most descriptions then I certainly do. I draw the line at greyhounds. One took a lump out of … Continue reading

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A little update on the competition

Originally posted on gongle22:
Hello fans:-) The competition ‘Make Gongle laugh’ is opening on the 1st May and will run until the end of June……..hang on, 30 days hath September April, June………and will run until the 30th June! So remember…

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A TEASER FOR YOU.

I wanted to join the Foreign Legion, disappearing out of sight,But my wife won’t let me, she says she needs me here tonight.There’s a horror film on tele, and she wants me to hold her hand.I emailed the base commander, … Continue reading

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A Free Poetry Competition.

THIS HAS NOTHING DIRECTLY TO DO WITH ME. If you have any questions then contact the organisers, please. Free and open to participate. Information and instructions in pinned post. There is a maximum of two poems per person per competition. … Continue reading

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A Kiss above The Cyclamen

    Life in all its shades, Be them light or be them dark, Leave a stain on the memory, A deep indelible mark. From some we learn lessons, Only repeating them at our cost, But others we cling onto, … Continue reading

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The Ages Of Man

THE AGES OF MAN A young man. Sex and girls are what I love best. Music and friends never far from my nest. Any girl beside me throughout the night. So I can practise, tease and get it right. An … Continue reading

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Justice?

  Received this but do not know if true.   God Bless the Lady Plumber Remember this lady? Irena Sendler Died: May 12, 2008 (aged 98) Warsaw , Poland During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the  Warsaw ghetto, … Continue reading

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The Haunted Castle

A short update on the previous saga of Aunt Alice and Spot. Intended for those that have forgotten, or, for those who would like to forget the cost of their medication…. *** Young Spot began to communicate with the kind, … Continue reading

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A Mare’s Nest.

  An event advertised as:  The Selling Of The Written Word. Scene: We are at a lecture and speech given by the self-professed best-selling author NQTTT, also known as Mr Thinks He Knows It All.  He is here today, allegedly, with … Continue reading

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