The Cane….A Bit Of Nonsense!

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I once had a Headmaster, who loved giving a good thrashing with the cane.

He would use it on my backside until the marks it made did long remain!

One day I complained bitterly, to a girl I knew at the time.

I asked her to take a look, and count how many there were in a line.

She slapped my face heavily, then stamped on my toe for good measure.

If you have the answer to why she did this, could you answer here; at your own leisure!

 

 

 

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller, and although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows most about; murders laced by the intrigue involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he compiles both for adults and children. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television.
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