If you like sliding down chimneys
And you don’t mind being pulled by a deer.
I know of a job where you can register
That will be available later this year.
You must like spreading joy and laughter
And you’ll need a beard that’s white.
The rest of your appearance is not important,
But you can’t give the kids a fright!
Please report immediately to Lapland
And make friends with the elves that are there.
You have a few weeks before they’ll need you
So watch carefully whilst seated in a comfy chair!
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