The man of the house

Hilarious jokes in different categories that should put a smile on your face. Have fun

SKYLINE REPORTS

The husband just finished reading ‘The Man of the House’, a book that teaches men how to impose themselves in their relationship with their wives. He comes straight to his wife and tells her:

“From now on, get in your head, I’m the man in this house and my word is law ! Did you understand ? So I want you to cook dinner, serve me, and then I want something sweet like dessert. After I ate, you go to prepare my bath to relax myself. And after bathing guess who’s dressing me up and drying my hair ?”

His wife says:

“Those from funeral furnishers…”

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller and in May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada and Australia. Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television in the UK.
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4 Responses to The man of the house

  1. Danny Kemp says:

    There’s quite a lot on that blog, Onisha. 🙂

  2. Best male pipe dream I’ve ever read. ☺☺☺☺

  3. Danny Kemp says:

    I wish I wrote it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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