The man of the house

Hilarious jokes in different categories that should put a smile on your face. Have fun

SKYLINE REPORTS

The husband just finished reading ‘The Man of the House’, a book that teaches men how to impose themselves in their relationship with their wives. He comes straight to his wife and tells her:

“From now on, get in your head, I’m the man in this house and my word is law ! Did you understand ? So I want you to cook dinner, serve me, and then I want something sweet like dessert. After I ate, you go to prepare my bath to relax myself. And after bathing guess who’s dressing me up and drying my hair ?”

His wife says:

“Those from funeral furnishers…”

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller, and although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows most about; murders laced by the intrigue involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he compiles both for adults and children. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television.
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4 Responses to The man of the house

  1. Danny Kemp says:

    There’s quite a lot on that blog, Onisha. 🙂

  2. Best male pipe dream I’ve ever read. ☺☺☺☺

  3. Danny Kemp says:

    I wish I wrote it. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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