Don’t miss this Christmas by falling asleep.
I know the Queen is boring but at least there’s nothing to bleep.
Bad language has its place I guess in films and on the screen,
But with the speech from the Palace at least you know it is clean!
Don’t miss this Christmas by getting drunk then falling down.
There are enough out there already who play the fool and clown around.
Pubs are great and wine bars too certainly have their place,
But you really are an embarrassment with blood all over your face.
Don’t miss this Christmas by staying out too late the night before.
Remember loved ones who might need your help. Don’t be a selfish bore!
Having fun and laughter is what you should share,
With those you want to be with and you know who really care.
Don’t miss this Christmas by things that you could circumvent
And never eat the last Brussel sprout without someone’s consent!
Have a Great Christmas and share a laugh or three
Surrounded by those who love you and give their love for free.
Merry Christmas to you all.
© 2017 Daniel Kemp
About Daniel Kemp
Daniel Kemp is a seventy-four-year-old member of The Society of Authors. He is also a bestselling writer. He writes stories that appeal to those who like challenging themselves to solve mysteries that are set out before their eyes.
His introduction to the world of espionage and mystery happened at an early age when his father was employed by the War Office in Whitehall, London, at the end of WWII. However, it wasn’t until after his father died that he showed any interest in anything other than himself!
On leaving academia he took on many roles in his working life: a London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver, but never did he plan to become a writer. Nevertheless, after a road traffic incident left him suffering from PTSD and effectively—out of paid work for four years, he wrote and self-published his first novel —The Desolate Garden.
Within three months of publication, that book was under a paid option to become a $30 million film. The option lasted for six years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company.
All ten of his novels are now published by Next Chapter Publishing Company which has added an edition titled The Heirs And Descendants Collection, which holds all four books of that series, alongside an edition titled The Lies And Consequences Collection which contains all four volumes of that series.
He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication and described as—the new Graham Green—by a highly placed executive of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of book signing events. He has also appeared on 'live' television in the UK publicising his first novel.
He likes to write quotes and it's on Goodreads where you can find them--- https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/list/72612151 An example of these quotes opens his novel--Once I Was A Soldier:--There is no morality to be found in evil. But to recognise that which is truly evil one must forget the rules of morality.
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