Don’t miss this Christmas by falling asleep.
I know the Queen is boring but at least there’s nothing to bleep.
Bad language has its place I guess in films and on the screen,
But with the speech from the Palace at least you know it is clean!
Don’t miss this Christmas by getting drunk then falling down.
There are enough out there already who play the fool and clown around.
Pubs are great and wine bars too certainly have their place,
But you really are an embarrassment with blood all over your face.
Don’t miss this Christmas by staying out too late the night before.
Remember loved ones who might need your help. Don’t be a selfish bore!
Having fun and laughter is what you should share,
With those you want to be with and you know who really care.
Don’t miss this Christmas by things that you could circumvent
And never eat the last Brussel sprout without someone’s consent!
Have a Great Christmas and share a laugh or three
Surrounded by those who love you and give their love for free.
Merry Christmas to you all.
© 2017 Daniel Kemp