Real Slow

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These legs once rode horses with no stirrups nor saddle.
These legs once cut through the mud for a try-saving tackle.
Now they ache as every movement is a strain,
And off to hospitals, I take them to explain their pain.

They say they listen but sorry, there is no cure.
All we have is in this shiny brochure.
Pills, oh yes, we can prescribe you some.
They can ease the pain but they can make you dumb.

For the side effects, we’ll give you some more.
We will give you a form so you can keep a score.
Our one to ten is so much fun.
If you mark too many zeros we’ll give you a gun.

Shall we say a month before our next get together,
That’s provided of course you accept you won’t get better.
But your time is up. Now you must go.
The nurse will find a chair. She’ll push you real slow!

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About Daniel Kemp

At the age of seventy-six, Daniel Kemp has started his second year of studying the science of Psychology at the Open University. He is a member of The Society of Authors and also a bestselling writer. However, in early September 2025, he was diagnosed with cancer. He is now in palliative care at home, being looked after by his ex-wife. When he was writing his novels, he enjoyed writing stories that appealed to those who liked challenging themselves to solve mysteries that were set out before their eyes, but they couldn't. His introduction to the world of espionage and mystery happened at an early age when his father was employed by the War Office in Whitehall, London, at the end of WWII. However, it wasn’t until after his father died that he showed any interest in anything other than himself! On leaving academia he took on many roles in his working life: a London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver, but never did he plan to become a writer. Nevertheless, after a road traffic incident left him suffering from PTSD and effectively—out of paid work for four years, he wrote and self-published his first novel —The Desolate Garden. Within three months of publication, that book was under a paid option to become a $30 million film. The option lasted for six years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company. All ten of his novels are now published by Next Chapter Publishing Company which has added an edition titled The Heirs And Descendants Collection, which holds all four books of that series, alongside an edition titled The Lies And Consequences Collection which contains all four volumes of that series. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication and described as—the new Graham Green—by a highly placed executive of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of book signing events. He has also appeared on 'live' television in the UK publicising his first novel. Less
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2 Responses to Real Slow

  1. Oh dear, Danny, I am so sorry there are only pain killers for you. Is it arthritis?

  2. Daniel Kemp's avatar Daniel Kemp says:

    Spinal Stenosis– the core inside the spinal column closes on the nerves. Nice!

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