Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – December 11th 2020 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Tier 2 and Decorations.

Another round of laughs served up by Sally Cronin and her Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra—- Thank you, Sally 🙂

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Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp  .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time we come around the corner in the car we think it’s the police and we have a panic attack.

We have to brake hard, I have to toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten our seat belts, throw our phones on the floor, turn our radio down, and hide the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.

It’s just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Well that was a rubbish start to the…

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp is a seventy-four-year-old member of The Society of Authors. He is also a bestselling writer. He writes stories that appeal to those who like challenging themselves to solve mysteries that are set out before their eyes. His introduction to the world of espionage and mystery happened at an early age when his father was employed by the War Office in Whitehall, London, at the end of WWII. However, it wasn’t until after his father died that he showed any interest in anything other than himself! On leaving academia he took on many roles in his working life: a London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver, but never did he plan to become a writer. Nevertheless, after a road traffic incident left him suffering from PTSD and effectively—out of paid work for four years, he wrote and self-published his first novel —The Desolate Garden. Within three months of publication, that book was under a paid option to become a $30 million film. The option lasted for six years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company. All ten of his novels are now published by Next Chapter Publishing Company which has added an edition titled The Heirs And Descendants Collection, which holds all four books of that series, alongside an edition titled The Lies And Consequences Collection which contains all four volumes of that series. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication and described as—the new Graham Green—by a highly placed executive of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of book signing events. He has also appeared on 'live' television in the UK publicising his first novel. He likes to write quotes and it's on Goodreads where you can find them--- https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/list/72612151 An example of these quotes opens his novel--Once I Was A Soldier:--There is no morality to be found in evil. But to recognise that which is truly evil one must forget the rules of morality. Less
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6 Responses to Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – December 11th 2020 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Tier 2 and Decorations.

  1. Thanks for letting me raid your FB Danny… have a good weekend..hugs

  2. Daniel Kemp says:

    Have a great one yourself, Sally.

  3. These are great posts, Danny.

  4. Daniel Kemp says:

    Thank you, Robbie, and it’s thanks to Sally for searching through my FB page, and elsewhere, to find it all. I do enjoy the jokes so it’s no hardship to post them .:)

  5. dgkaye says:

    Always good fun Danny 🙂

  6. Daniel Kemp says:

    Thank you, Debby 🙂

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