Another night of laughter courtesy of Sally Cronin’s endless generosity.
Author Daniel Kempentertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
Morag is standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn’t blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approaches her and says, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes I know” replies Morag, “but I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”
“But madam continues the gent. You are actually exposing your private area!”
Morag looks down at her dress billowing in the wind and replies, “Son, anything you see down there is 85 years old.“
”However, I just bought this hat for the cruise…
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More briliant funnies Danny and thanks for letting me pilfer them…hugsxx
I loved the cruise ship one…
Thank you, Jim. I sincerely hope that the cruising industry quickly recovers once this pandemic is overcome by the vaccination.
I hope the entire travel industry is able to recover quickly. It must be tough for those who work in that industry.
Yes, it must be.
Fantastic, going over to read.
I hope you have fun.