Another Open Mic Night at Smorgasbord Laughter Lines
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
By Royal Appointment
Two Aussie outback chaps, Bluey and Curly, see some jobs advertised by the Queen looking for footmen, to walk along beside her carriage.
Bluey says “Hey, we’d be set for life if we snatched them jobs, eh Curley ?”
So they decided to apply.
They eventually get flown over to London and have a direct interview with Her Majesty.
The Queen says to them “Because my footmen must wear small shoes and long white stockings, I must see your ankles, to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen, as it is very important that they look right.”
After they show her their ankles and she is satisfied that they…
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