A collection of humour on the Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
A teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.
‘This is the scene’, said the teacher.
‘A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?’
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, ‘To draw out all his savings?..
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