Category Archives: Author/Writer, Raconteur

Tales from a often amusing life but never a dull one. If you have never been sad then you can never be glad.

My First Days As A Public House Landlord

The first pub I took as a tenant of Courage Brewery was in the picturesque village of Headcorn in the Weald of Kent. It was a run-down establishment, commercially just surviving. I was in my early thirties, as fit as … Continue reading

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The Night Santa Was In Trouble

Santa Claus was in trouble. He’d lost a sack and he was in disgrace. He was slithering down a chimney When a child recognised his face! Without thinking, the child asked his hero. “Is the whole sack for me?” Sadly … Continue reading

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Sheer Terror

In death there is grace. Continue reading

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It Takes Two To Love

If two fall in love

Then both have lost.

When the love that was freely given

Takes a life as its cost! Continue reading

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To Write

The purpose behind writing a book is not just that it should be read. It is to exercise a troubled and restless mind. Danny Kemp

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A Story Of Silliness

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A Maestro With A Dream

He started with delicate brushstrokes painted on a golden screen Depicting a mystical journey through a whimsical dream. But it was the realism of reality that then directed his wrist To a black out his canvas leaving only an angry … Continue reading

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For-A-Laugh

Sailing on the Amazon Continue reading

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Help Wanted!

If you like sliding down chimneys And you don’t mind being pulled by a deer. I know of a job where you can register That will be available later this year. You must like spreading joy and laughter And you’ll … Continue reading

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Peace

Put a kiss in your pocket and carry it every day. Try a smile on your face to help light your way. Speak soft and warmly instead of having hatred in your voice, Then maybe peace would become a reality … Continue reading

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