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Posted by on August 21, 2015 in Author/Writer, Raconteur


An Irish Dream


Today I drink and ne’er again will be sober,

Till I cross the sea that lays before me

And swim ashore on foreign land.

There to rest my aching body

Neath the stars that’ll shine on me.

Fare you well my friends and neighbours,

Drink my health and wish me well.

One day we’ll drink together

On that shore beyond the sea.

Green and yellow wave behind me

Fly me high and take me far.

Cast my dreams before my journey

Let no memory of me scar

Blow you wind against the barley

Sway light you golden ears

Play the music soft and low

Dry away your sorrowful tears.

Today you drink and ne’er again be sober

In this land beyond the sea

The grave you view is barren and empty

Cos that dream still lives in me

Speak my name and toast me plenty

On this Island in the sea!

Oh Mary dear, come you back in summer

Paint the meadows green with rain

Warm sun to colour yellow

Then dig the hole and hide the blame.

Rolling shadows, flowing mountains,

Silent valleys, deepest sea

Dreams unfolding all before you,

Visions that only we can see.

Unfurl the flag, play the pipes.

Soulful melody, stills the air.

Until we reach that land that waits us.

Can you see it over there?

Today you drink and ne’er again be sober

In this land beyond the sea

The grave you view is barren and empty 

Cos that dream still lives in me

Speak my name and toast me plenty

On this Island in the sea!

Oh Mary dear, come you back in summer

Paint the meadows green with rain

Warm sun to colour yellow

Then dig the hole and hide the blame.

Today we’ll drink and ne’er again be sober

In this land beyond the sea

We’ll pick all the four-leaf clover

Wear it proud so all can see.

Speak the name and toast it plenty

Of this Ireland in the sea!

© 2015, Danny Kemp All rights reserved.


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Posted by on August 17, 2015 in Lyricist/Author/Copywriter


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What Happened In Vienna, Jack?

A short story about a young policeman, the corruption in London during the 1970’s and a man not from Guildford; an unrivaled spy.



Available for 99p from 6 August





Posted by on August 3, 2015 in Lyricist/Author/Copywriter


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The Mother and Son Who Make the Fun

Available for 99p 4 August. Book Three in the Teddy and Tilly’s travels

Chapter One

One gloriously sunny afternoon when Tilly was helping her mother to carry in the dried washing from the line stretched over the long grass at the rear of their farm house, she suddenly started to laugh for no reason.

“What on earth is the matter, Tilly?” Mary asked in an agitated fashion, at first mistaking the laughter to be one of distress. “Are you okay?” she asked.

“Perfectly, Mum! I was thinking of a funny thing said at my school this morning. It was so amusing that I just had to laugh again.”

“What was it then?”

“Well, the bell had rung ages ago when Glen, you know him, Mrs Roberts’s son, finally arrived in class. Miss Susan asked why he was late and he replied; because the school started too early, Miss! Everyone rolled up. Of course, that didn’t include the teacher. She was not amused at all!”

“At least he was quick-witted,” Mary responded.

“Yes, he was! It started me thinking though, Mum, about how different we all are but share happiness and sorrow. By that I mean, that there are so many languages spoken in the world while a smile is a smile wherever one goes. I wonder why?” Tilly asked.

“I don’t know the answer to that one, Tilly, perhaps Dad does. We’ll ask him at dinner tonight. He said that he’ll be late home, that’s why Teddy went to help out. Ploughing can be a very tiring job on your own!” thoughtfully she replied.

“I know the answer, but I don’t want you to think I was eavesdropping on your conversation because I wasn’t. No, noise travels easily through my clouds. I listen carefully to hear voices that I know! Hello there, Tilly! Hello, Mum! How are you both?” It was Jacobi, hanging from the underneath of Nebula, his favourite cloud.

“It’s looking heavenly down there today, would you mind if I came down and had a cuppa with you both, Mum?” he asked.

“I simply can’t remember the last time someone other than I made the tea! Once a poet always a poet! Don’t you agree?”

“I do indeed,” Mum replied, adding, “It will be my pleasure to concede.” She giggled at her rhyme. “Not only will I concede to your wish, but it will be an absolute honour to welcome you to our home, Jacobi. I only wish Peter and Teddy were here to greet you!”

Jacobi was in good spirits as Nebula split in half, allowing the old man to lower himself gently to the ground grasping what appeared to be a white rope but was, in fact, a thin vapour of mist.

“Well, then, in that case, we will enjoy each other’s company whilst supping tea and dunking biscuits together! Have you any of those delicious all butter shortbreads of yours, Tilly?” he asked, taking her hand as she led the way into the kitchen.

I do and I know where Teddy hides his chocolate digestives, Jacobi. He thinks I’m thick!” she announced loudly.

“Good-oh!” he said. “Let’s leave the discussion about fun until the other two arrive, as it is a bit of a sad tale to relate on an empty stomach.”

“Did the birds not feed you?” Mum asked in amazement.

“They did, Mum, but I’ve been over the sea today and yesterday so the pickings were rather small with little nourishment. I had some wonderful sweet and savoury pancakes from Holland just before arriving, but before them nothing substantial at all. That was a really funny joke you told, Tilly. I know a joke!” he exclaimed. “Want to hear it?” he asked.

“Very much we do,” an excited Mary replied. “I bet you’ve heard millions on your travels. All the best ones too, I suspect.”

“This is a cracker. Stand by to laugh your socks off! What do call a horse with a carrot in each ear?”

“I don’t have the foggiest idea,” Tilly answered.

“Anything you want as he can’t hear you. Good, eh! I should have been a comedian.” Bemused, Tilly and her mother looked at each other as Jacobi silently looked on. 

“I must say I wasn’t expecting that,” Tilly replied with a disappointed look. “I did think you might have known a much funnier one!”

“You want a better one? Then so be it. But it’s not my fault if you both fall over, failing to control yourselves after hearing it. Stand by! Why does a dog wag its tail? Because no one else will wag it for him. Ah! I see I’m not as funny as I thought. Never mind. I’ll take you to meet The Mother and Son Who Make the Fun after we’ve had a good old chat about what you have all been up to since meeting my mermaid friend Nirinda. But first the tea and biscuits, I think. Have you any of that marvellously memorable walnut cake, Mum? Jacobi asked.

“You have a good memory,” Mum replied, laughing. “It was only last week that you ate some before our underwater adventure!”

“That’s true, yes, but did you hear what the Loch Ness Monster said to a friend he hadn’t seen for a while?-Long time no sea! How was that one then?”

“Better!” a smiling Tilly responded. “You almost got a ha ha.”

From outside the building came the sound of a bicycle being thrown against a wall then falling to the ground, a loud metallic crash. Suddenly the closed door swung open and there stood a flustered Teddy, breathing heavily.

“I saw the cloud and came as soon as I could. Have either of you been up the hill and seen Jacobi?” he enquired perplexedly, as he undid his trouser bike clips then gasped in shock!

“You’re here! In our kitchen! How! Why did you come? Why are you here? Has something bad happened?”

“Slow down, Teddy! All’s fine! Jacobi just popped in for tea and a bite to eat. Where is your father? Is he on his way home?” Mary calmly asked.

“Yes! He’s putting the tractor in the shed then coming straight here. He thought the same as me. That something was wrong!”

“Has your tractor got a name, Teddy?” Jacobi asked.

“Not that I know of, but Dad does call it names sometimes when he has a temper.”

“Tell your father to put a carrot in each ear before he calls it names, then he won’t know which names he uses. No, wait a moment, that’s not right is it? He has to put the carrots in the tractor’s ears. Yes, that’s it!” Jacobi looked puzzled but no more so than Teddy, who agonisingly asked, “What?”



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Posted by on July 30, 2015 in Author/Writer, Raconteur


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Percy Crow A Story of Secrets, Deceit and Damned Lies

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Both Kindle and Paperback available Saturday 25 July!


Percy Crow, twice captured in World War Two, first by the Nazis and then by the Russians, escapes in the bilges of a freighter from Soviet Russia to Hamburg where he sells his secrets to Meredith Paine, the head of British Intelligence.

Lord Maudlin Paterson hears of Percy’s account of a member of the Royal family’s sexual abuse of a fourteen-year-old girl in the Irish home of a fellow English lord. Disgusted to think that his beloved England could be besmirched in such an obscene manner, he sets out to find whatever the repulsive truth may be!

Many years after Maudlin’s death, the daughter of his illegitimate Russian son, Paulo Korovin, suddenly blurts out Percy’s name whilst being interrogated by the CIA for her spying activities. Harry Paterson, Maudlin’s legitimate great-grandson, is the only person to whom she’s willing to disclose what little of the spiralling web she knows!

Is there more to be discovered by Harry, as the rationale of his great-grandfather, hidden in the distorted mirrors of photographs at the back of an album, or, is there another reason much closer to home?

Not trusting British Intelligence, Harry, with his lifelong friend George Northcliffe, along with the new complication in his life, the beautiful Serena Abenazo, starts unravelling the clues. Where will the rattling bones of the sepia images lead him?

Over one hundred deceitful years covering more secrets that could be imagined are concealed by just two words; Percy Crow!

Release date 25 July 2015


Posted by on July 22, 2015 in Lyricist/Author/Copywriter


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City Life

Careful steps, running strides. Some that slip, some that slide.

Feet that move up and down, some noisy. Some silent without a sound.

Mouths that mumble, mouths that kiss. Mouths shut firmly, some mouthing… ‘it’s you I miss’.

Mouths moving up and down, some making sense others just a meaningless sound.

Noisy cars, bikes that roar. Machines thundering and planes that soar.

Resounding noises going up and down. Some we cannot live without others best confined to underground.

Could life be lived at a more gentle pace, or are we simply a noisy race?

Build me a screen behind which I could disappear until there’s something I want to hear!

Invaded, insulted, threatened or worse. Why is noise such a curse?

© 2015, Danny Kemp All rights reserved.

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Posted by on July 14, 2015 in Lyricist/Author/Copywriter


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A Man

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I ask for very little and I’ll take even less.

I will offer you nothing that is not my best.

I shall not speak simply to hear my own voice,

But I’ll listen to you, not through obligation but through choice.

Mistakes I’ve made a plenty and still there are more to come.

I’ve lived a varied life and have regrets over some things I’ve done.

Choices I’ve made have been wrong at times

Consequences have penalties, I have underpaid some fines!

I paint no flowery picture of what I am,

I am nothing if I’m not a man!

© 2015, Danny Kemp All rights reserved.

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Posted by on July 14, 2015 in Lyricist/Author/Copywriter


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