If you like sliding down chimneys and you don’t mind being pulled by a dear.
I know of a job you can apply for that will be available soon this year.
You must like spreading joy and laughter and you’ll need a beard that’s white.
The rest of your appearance is not important, but you can’t give the children a fright!
Please report to Lapland with my blessing and make friends with the elves that are there.
You have almost a month before they’ll need you so watch carefully in the corner in a chair!
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