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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – March 19th 2021 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Marriage Alphabet and Anesthesiology
Originally posted on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine:
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home…
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Tagged blog, BLOGGERS, Fun, Jokes, laughter, lines, marriage, night, read, Smorgasbord
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The Last Flying Cow.com
This is from a blog I follow— https://lastflyingcow.com/
Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – January 22nd 2021 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Selfies and Jigsaws
Originally posted on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine:
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home…
A Helicopter Ride
A Helicopter Ride I hitched a ride on a helicopter to the moon and backI looked at the earth and the earth was flat.I asked a passing Martian if she knew the way,She said, “sure man, sure. If I can … Continue reading
An Honour
I had to go back into the hospital at the beginning of this week and with a heavy heart back to wearing a catheter for possibly 6 weeks until I’m ready for yet another operation. So not unnaturally I was … Continue reading
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Tagged amazon, benevolence, blogging, blogs, books, Daniel, Desolate, Despondent, emails, Fun, Garden, happy, internet, Kemp, keywords, novella, Portuguese, Publishers, reflections, Spanish, translations, Vienna, Why?
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Chance
Chance Call life by its proper name Call it what it be. Don’t hide behind the niceties Of respectability. Sound out the truth, Tell me what you see. Are you engulfed in yourself Wallowing in misery? Is your life … Continue reading
Drowning In The City Or Dancing In The Sea?
I went to the city with the stinking cars With the office blocks tall and their windows of bars I walked through the bustle in the putrid air My mind was gone my soul was bare. Where a smile was … Continue reading
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Tagged dancing, daniel-kemp, Desolate, feelings, Fun, Guilt, humour, Lost, Poetry, questions, Radio, reflections, science, sea, truth
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Falling Greenhouses and Digestive Biscuits
This is FREE from 20/07/2017 until 24/07/2017…. It is a 15 minutes read comprising of eleven pages. If you understand the principle behind the proverb of ‘see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil’ then this short, three-part tale is … Continue reading
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Tagged Common Sense, Fun, Health, humour, questions, Radio, reflections, Women, Writing
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Dog At Large. HELP NEEDED!
I came across a very sad creature today and here I’ll try my surprise to relay. He had four legs and a stumpy tail. He was on a raft with a big brown sail. I called out-“Ahoy there! Where … Continue reading
A Sad Tale Of Toes, by Danny Kemp
A Sad Tale Of Toes His feet were warm, having been spread out in front of the hot radiator whilst he worked at his desk. Hers, on the other hand, were cold. Freezing cold! She had not worn slippers … Continue reading
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Tagged BBC, Danny Kemp, Fun, http://danielkemp.co.uk/, London, pedicure, thoughts, Wife, woes, Writing
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