For The Insane Authors Out There

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I wish to officially announced here, on this page, the launch of a new enterprise. (I am not referring to Startrek…..so no funny remarks please, that’s my domain)

The naming of the group was stupidly allowed to fall to Author Giok Ping Ang, she chose this…..AA Authors Altered-State Of Madness.

I have given this group a great deal of thought and devised a secret code so we can communicate with each other without the sane, those not like us who are indeed mad, understanding.

The code is this… WTFAW.

Explanation….

Many years ago in a far off land, where the grass grew ten foot tall and the trees touched the sky, there lived a pygmy like tribe who never exceeded four-foot in height. Their number dwindled each time they left camp to hunt. Although they developed an athletic spring in their step, they were never able to jump high enough to spot any landmarks. Consequently they are now extinct.
Neighbouring tribes have told of their cries for help as the earth trembled beneath their jump.

“Where The F… Are We? Where The F… Are We…..Shame really but somewhat apt I thought…..Boom boom.

Please attach this code WTFAW to your comments…….It will then be our secret.
Oh, before I forget. Please send your credit card pin, and long number to me and will deduct subscriptions……YOU CAN TRUST ME…..

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About Daniel Kemp

At the age of seventy-six, Daniel Kemp has started his second year of studying the science of Psychology at the Open University. He is a member of The Society of Authors and also a bestselling writer. However, in early September 2025, he was diagnosed with cancer. He is now in palliative care at home, being looked after by his ex-wife. When he was writing his novels, he enjoyed writing stories that appealed to those who liked challenging themselves to solve mysteries that were set out before their eyes, but they couldn't. His introduction to the world of espionage and mystery happened at an early age when his father was employed by the War Office in Whitehall, London, at the end of WWII. However, it wasn’t until after his father died that he showed any interest in anything other than himself! On leaving academia he took on many roles in his working life: a London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver, but never did he plan to become a writer. Nevertheless, after a road traffic incident left him suffering from PTSD and effectively—out of paid work for four years, he wrote and self-published his first novel —The Desolate Garden. Within three months of publication, that book was under a paid option to become a $30 million film. The option lasted for six years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company. All ten of his novels are now published by Next Chapter Publishing Company which has added an edition titled The Heirs And Descendants Collection, which holds all four books of that series, alongside an edition titled The Lies And Consequences Collection which contains all four volumes of that series. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication and described as—the new Graham Green—by a highly placed executive of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of book signing events. He has also appeared on 'live' television in the UK publicising his first novel. Less
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