HE and SHE….A Funny One.


Taken From Anything But Hackneyed.

She washed out His washing, and hung it on the line.

The weather was beautiful, the weather was fine.

But She hadn’t noticed that He hadn’t undressed,

So He hung there all day, very distressed!

He baked in the sun throughout that day.

He whined, he moaned, He pined away.

The sun bleached His hair, it burnt His skin

Oh, did He make such a terrible din.

The neighbours called the police. They broke inside.

They rescued Him, barely alive.

They took Him to hospital and there He is now

No one can believe that He married such a silly……

Anything But hackneyed. Amazon.co

Anything But Hackneyed. Amazon.com


About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller and in May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada and Australia. Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television in the UK.
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