Taken From Anything But Hackneyed.
She washed out His washing, and hung it on the line.
The weather was beautiful, the weather was fine.
But She hadn’t noticed that He hadn’t undressed,
So He hung there all day, very distressed!
He baked in the sun throughout that day.
He whined, he moaned, He pined away.
The sun bleached His hair, it burnt His skin
Oh, did He make such a terrible din.
The neighbours called the police. They broke inside.
They rescued Him, barely alive.
They took Him to hospital and there He is now
No one can believe that He married such a silly……
Anything But hackneyed. Amazon.co
Anything But Hackneyed. Amazon.com