Projectile Malfunction, by Danny Kemp.

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I wrote this today whilst at work, and read it aloud to a passenger in the cab who was asking me about my writing. I wondered what kind of reaction I might get!
She laughed her head off, then asked me for a signed copy of The Desolate Garden.

Freddy suffered badly from projectile malfunction
No matter what method he used his rocket would not work.
He tried this and he tried that without satisfaction,
Always ending up feeling like a jerk!

© 2014, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.

 

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller and in May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada and Australia. Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television in the UK.
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