Tag Archives: Danny Kemp

Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine – May 26th 2022 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Out of the mouths of Babes and Church Notices

Posted on May 26, 2022 by Daniel Kemp

Originally posted on Smorgasbord Blog Magazine:
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home…

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Smorgasbord Laughter is the Best Medicine –January 20th 2022 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Eye openers and Husbanding

Posted on January 21, 2022 by Daniel Kemp

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Halloween

Posted on October 26, 2017 by Daniel Kemp

Halloween ’Tis soon the night of Halloween When ghosts and ghouls are said to be seen. Be quick and run and hide from view Before they see and chase after you. Ghosts can even walk through those walls While ghouls … Continue reading →

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Introspection

Posted on November 2, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

Life without a friend is death without a witness. A witness does not always see the truth And as truth can sometimes be ignored Ignoring the needs of a friend is to die alone! © 2016, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.

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The Talker

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

An amusing, but thoroughly irreverent short story of 2,300 words Chapter One The Talker Rosalina Orsini was Italian by lineage, English by birth and old by God’s decree. She could, and did, live with those first two characterisations, the last, … Continue reading →

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Memories

Posted on July 3, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

Puddles of reflection are like mirrors to the mind. Images left behind you with their view redefined. A canopy of cover, a buffer to the pain. Puddles of reflection rippling in the rain. © 2016, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved

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The Semi-Colon Who Wanted To Be Laid

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

The little semi-colon sat with a conscience heavily weighed. In the corner, he waited patiently with the hope of getting laid (don’t jump to conclusions) On a page not written but gasping to get out, From the writer’s mind … Continue reading →

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What Would I See?

Posted on April 25, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

If death was to paint its picture what colour would it be? Set in non-reflective black, or would your face I see? Would it shine brightly etched in marble, Or hide in the shadows like a thief? Where is the … Continue reading →

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Do You Know?

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

I hear you! Your voice is silent, but it invades the air. You deny hope to the living, Leaving bodies to rot in despair. I sense you! I feel, I smell you. I taste, Your lavish scent of greed As … Continue reading →

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The Truth is Always Misconstrued

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Daniel Kemp

Poetic Confusion Optical Illusion Images Not Viewed. Parliamentary Constitution A Mental Institution Instruments to Delude. World Desolation Climate Configuration Tension Never Defused. A Stressed Population A Child’s Deprivation Only Wealth ever Valued. Human Reconstruction Armed Domination The Truth is Always … Continue reading →