One doesn’t have to dress for dinner,
But if dining with strangers it’s probably better so to do!
One doesn’t have to be dressed to commit murder,
But if it’s a chilly night then be prepared to catch the flu!
One doesn’t have to be dressed to travel on the underground,
There are plenty down there already with a questionable background!
One doesn’t have to dress to play tennis,
The bits that wobble could be an advantage! Your opponent may be reminded of a brothel!
One need not be dressed at one’s own funeral,
Just employ a good mortician and leave a note saying your clothes were stolen!
Think of it this way; one is naked when leaving the womb, so why not be naked when about to enter a tomb?
Remember this, we are now in………..The Age Of Anxiety?
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