Time For A Funny One

A Woman Rugby Player…

There was something about Emma that reminded me of Frank.

I couldn’t put my finger on it, but she smelled quite rank!

It could have been the odour that oozed from her body,

Or that she liked gutting fish in her spare time as a hobby.

As she drew nearer I could stand it no more!

I ran onto pitch not opening the changing room door.

There was mud underfoot with rain threatening to pour

But as she followed the smell grew more and more.

She played Hooker with me as the Tight-Head,

At the first scrum I passed out; almost dead!

I recovered to see her make the winning score,

So we married that day and we don’t wash anymore…….Boom, boom.

© 2015, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller and in May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada and Australia. Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television in the UK.
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