If you like sliding down chimneys and you don’t mind being pulled by a Deer.
I know of a job you can apply for that will be available soon this year.
You must like spreading joy and laughter and you’ll need a beard that’s white.
The rest of your appearance is not important, but you can’t give the children a fright!
Please report to Lapland with my blessing and make friends with the elves that are there.
You have almost a month before they’ll need you so watch carefully in the corner from a chair!
Come Christmas Eve you’ll be busy as there are miles that you must go,
But worry not Mr Santa as Rudolf travels fast not slow.
Do not eat too much of the offerings nor drink too much of the wine.
Please be careful on reading the labels and make sure you deliver what’s mine!
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