A night of laughter and jokes on the Open Mic Night
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
And to finish off….Marriage…
My missus and I went to the Royal Kent Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR”.
She playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled, and said ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR”.
She gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘Wow, that’s more than twice! a week! You could learn a lot from him.’
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