Thank you once again, Sally, you really are very generous. Thank you to everyone who enjoyed the jokes.
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
Age inspired resolutions.
As I was sitting around, pondering the problems of the world, I realised that at my age I don’t really give a rat’s ass anymore.
- If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
- A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
- A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
- And you tell me to exercise??
I don’t think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight…
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