Thank you once again for your generosity, Sally, it’s always appreciated. My thanks to everyone who enjoyed the laughs.
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
2) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
3) MORE NUDITY
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Thanks very much for letting me share your wonderful funnies Danny and have a great weekend. ♥
This was a brilliant post, Danny.
Thank you both! 🙂