From the Smorgasbord Funnies. I hope you enjoy my sense of humour

Author Daniel Kemp has been entertaining us over the last three years with his funnies on his Facebook page and head over to followDanny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.






And to round things off….
Willie was reading a classified ad in the local paper where a woman was selling her brand-new car. It had only 3,000 miles. “Like new,” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. £75.00.”
He laughed to himself, and said, “Look at that in the newspaper, must be a mistake.” But he decided to call the number anyway and ask about it.
“Is it really brand new?”
“Yes,” she replied.
“Three thousand miles?”
“Yes.”
“The price?”
“Seventy-five quid,” she answered.
“Seventy-five quid! Lady, what’s wrong with it?” he asked.
“Nothing is wrong with it. And, amazingly, you’re…
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Thanks again Danny.. enjoyed as always..hugsx
Hilarious, Danny.
Thanks, Robbie.