Above quote is from A. A. Milne, the following is by me!
Why, if you choose left you can be right,
But if you choose the right you can be the one left behind in the fight?
Why is Pea spelled that way, but not spelled as a Pee?
Would the story have been told, if the Princess had worn a nappy?
Why do cauliflowers grow on ears?
If you prefer a bath to a shower, could you be called a Bathysphere?
How come an Orange is a fruit but a colour too?
What came first is confusing me, does it confuse you?
You can kick a ball but if balls are kicked,
Is that the same pain that horses feel when with a pin they are being picked?
You can squeeze a hand, squeeze a toe.
Must you squeeze a Toad before it fits in the Hole?
Why is it said that life can be a pain in the butt?
Do you keep water in a barrel if it’s scarce or if there’s a glut?
Language, like people, can get on your nerves.
Treat them both well, giving each the respect they earn and deserve.
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