A Snippet Of Danny Kemp’s Nonsense, Without Any Blood.

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Above quote is from A. A. Milne, the following is by me!

 

Why, if you choose left you can be right,

But if you choose the right you can be the one left behind in the fight?


Why is Pea spelled that way, but not spelled as a Pee? 

Would the story have been told, if the Princess had worn a nappy? 


Why do cauliflowers grow on ears?

If you prefer a bath to a shower, could you be called a Bathysphere?


How come an Orange is a fruit but a colour too? 

What came first is confusing me, does it confuse you?


 You can kick a ball but if balls are kicked,

Is that the same pain that horses feel when with a pin they are being picked?


You can squeeze a hand, squeeze a toe.

Must you squeeze a Toad before it fits in the Hole?


Why is it said that life can be a pain in the butt?

Do you keep water in a barrel if it’s scarce or if there’s a glut?


Language, like people, can get on your nerves.

Treat them both well, giving each the respect they earn and deserve.


© 2014, Danny Kemp. All rights reserved.

 

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About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel —The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do? Nowadays he is a prolific storyteller, and although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows most about; murders laced by the intrigue involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he compiles both for adults and children. He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as —the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live' television.
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