I came across a very sad creature today and here I’ll try my surprise to relay.
He had four legs and a stumpy tail. He was on a raft with a big brown sail.
I called out-“Ahoy there! Where are you heading now?” To which he barked back-“Bow-wow, wow!”
I sent a helicopter up to look for him, but they say it’s a right old mess he’s got himself in.
If you should see him, then throw him a rope. By the look on his face, he hadn’t much hope!
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