A generous lady hosted a lovely evening at the Smorgasbord Invitation Blog Magazine”—the only trouble was —the jokes! 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp.. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
2. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach…
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Thanks for letting me rifle through your funnies Danny and for boosting the post..hugsx
My pleasure, Sally 🙂
I’m gong right over, Danny.
* going – eye roll
It’s not my fault. :P:P 😛 😛 😛