Monthly Archives: July 2014

Projectile Malfunction, by Danny Kemp.

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

I wrote this today whilst at work, and read it aloud to a passenger in the cab who was asking me about my writing. I wondered what kind of reaction I might get! She laughed her head off, then asked … Continue reading →

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The Haunted Castle. Part Four.

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

The Haunted Castle. Part Four. Part One Part Two Part Three Myrtle’s Diary. I managed to get hold of Little Willie on several occasions, and turned up gold. A shattered piece of prototype space rocket, with not only the Virgin … Continue reading →

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Confusion.

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

If Fred was a Freya and Helen a Harry, Who would be the best man if they were to marry? Would all sort itself out on the wedding night, Or would the whole thing descend into an out-and-out fight? It’s … Continue reading →

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A Washer, A Washer. My Kingdom For A Washer!

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

Tongue-in-cheek not to be taken seriously, but then again! My proposal of declaring independence for the south-east of England has been put on hold for the sake of a washer! Yes, I kid you not. A simple tap washer. Several … Continue reading →

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A Snippet Of Danny Kemp’s Nonsense, Without Any Blood.

Posted on July 6, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

Above quote is from A. A. Milne, the following is by me! Why, if you choose left you can be right, But if you choose the right you can be the one left behind in the fight? Why is … Continue reading →

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The Servants Of London.

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

A letter to The Mayor of London. Dear Sir, and all those who tirelessly serve the interests of working Londoners. As the Tour Of France was hosted here in London on a working day, ie. Monday, I have … Continue reading →

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THE PAST, by Danny Kemp

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

The Past If I were to live not one more day, If I never saw you before I pass away, Know that in my heart I loved you dear. Keep my love close to you, forever near. Fall in … Continue reading →

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Words have no owners.

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Daniel Kemp

Words have no owners. They float waiting for a home then, if they find a receptive mind, they grow and become a huge fresco dressed in so many colours that they blend together becoming a masterpiece that delight all. Danny … Continue reading →