Category Archives: Author/Writer, Raconteur

Tales from a often amusing life but never a dull one. If you have never been sad then you can never be glad.

Dance And I’ll Smile, by Danny Kemp.

For my granddaughter, fifty years my junior. I write this three days before my sixty-fifth birthday. Dance your way through life. Then from afar I’ll watch, smiling and laughing at your triumphs and elation. When you stumble but then rise again … Continue reading

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Jools Holland.

  Suspense, Mystery, Murder and a coming $30,000,000 film… THE DESOLATE GARDEN.  The Desolate Garden…. Amazon.com The Desolate Garden…..Amazon.co.uk    

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Dying slowly, by Sunita Jugran.

Dying slowly A daughter, a sister, a mother, a wife This is me and this is my life. Honour of families, on my shoulders rest I can never falter, I have to be the best. My sleep is not mine, my … Continue reading

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The WORTH of VALUE, by Danny Kemp.

WORTH: My worth is measured by what I drive, what I wear, what I own. I am superior by virtue of the wealth I possess. VALUE: My value is never discussed if I look secondary to you. Intellect counts for … Continue reading

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The Haunted Castle….Part Five….THE END!

  The Haunted Castle….Part Five….THE END! Part One  Part Two Part Three Part Four My dearest, troubled Spot, Aunt Alice here. Did you fall from the battlements and hit your head? Although I have been away for quite sometime I … Continue reading

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Projectile Malfunction, by Danny Kemp.

I wrote this today whilst at work, and read it aloud to a passenger in the cab who was asking me about my writing. I wondered what kind of reaction I might get! She laughed her head off, then asked … Continue reading

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The Haunted Castle. Part Four.

The Haunted Castle. Part Four. Part One Part Two Part Three Myrtle’s Diary. I managed to get hold of Little Willie on several occasions, and turned up gold. A shattered piece of prototype space rocket, with not only the Virgin … Continue reading

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Confusion.

If Fred was a Freya and Helen a Harry, Who would be the best man if they were to marry? Would all sort itself out on the wedding night, Or would the whole thing descend into an out-and-out fight? It’s … Continue reading

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A Washer, A Washer. My Kingdom For A Washer!

Tongue-in-cheek not to be taken seriously, but then again! My proposal of declaring independence for the south-east of England has been put on hold for the sake of a washer! Yes, I kid you not. A simple tap washer. Several … Continue reading

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A Snippet Of Danny Kemp’s Nonsense, Without Any Blood.

Above quote is from A. A. Milne, the following is by me!   Why, if you choose left you can be right, But if you choose the right you can be the one left behind in the fight? Why is … Continue reading

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